elephant

The best part? He doesn't even work there.

[via Break]

"It's funny cuz my dick is like, aggressively tiny."

[via Imgur]

So come on down to "How I Feel About Your Kids" State Park! Just off exit 86 on "You Should Have Worn a Condom" Freeway.

[via Izismile]

You can only ignore the elephant in the room for so long.

[via izismile]

Who would it be less fun to have sex with? The elephant or that bitch in the car?

[via Reddit]

I can't even tell you how many times he's butt dialed me.

[via VVV]

Once you go pach, you never go back…

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Hana Wyatt.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

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"Oh, I see.  It's fine when an elephant does it, but if I do it I'm a pervert!"

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Wii Fat
• Elephant Massage (above)
• Swing of Death
• Alone in the DC Metro
• Impaled Through the Face
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Little Girl Plays with Dead Squirrel
• Police Door Opening Fail
• Web Redemption raw clip: Boom Goes the Dynamite
  
• Suicide Prank
• Mouth Exercise Lady

Better than the shower they're getting on the north bound traffic.

We received over fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jesse Kirner.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.