Not you. Stairs are what got you into this mess.
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"You're telling me that pork sword will pop a balloon? Amazing."
The only thing better than one Tosh.0 video is a bunch of Tosh.0 videos that play in a row. That's why every Friday we're going to bring you a new playlist of your favorite clips.
Today's playlist is†Violence and Mayhem. Click the link to see swords, fights, and other destructive moments in Tosh.0 history.
Redditor BitterBilly uploaded this photo of a woman he found in an elevator.
Now don't cheat and click on the link because we are about to play what is sure to be America's favorite new game…
DRUNK or PLANKING??
So what do you think?† Is this woman participating in the latest viral craze known as "planking" or is she drunk as hell?
If you guessed "Both" you're probably right…† I'm not sure.† For all I know the answer could be "dead."
We tried to get Roland Washington for a Web Redemption but he declined saying*, "Reliving the nightmare would be far too painful. But I do really love Tosh.0."
Can you believe we're already six episodes through Season 3?
It seems like just yesterday we were eagerly awaiting the season premiere featuring the Video Breakdown with the guy who smashes his scooter through the doors of an elevator.
I rewatched this clip to try and figure out what makes it so great.† I think it's the part where he smashes his scooter through the doors of an elevator.
Leave your suggestions for a favorite video in the comments!
When an elevator door closes, an opportunity to be on Tosh.0 opens.
Every day until the next Tuesday Tosh Block, we'll be presenting you with a fresh piece of Tosh.0 trivia.† But first, yesterday's answer?
Yesterday we asked "Which subject of a Web Redemption said, 'I always knew I had a secret and it was always something I always felt like I had to keep, you know, under wraps'?"
Turns out one thing that wasn't much of a secret was the answer to this question.† Over 3/4ths of you picked the right answer, "Samwell."
I guess when you record a song called "What What (In The Butt)," you kind of let the cat out of the bag.
Alright, here's one that might actually be tricky.† Question 3 of 5?
On a mobile device?† Go here.
I love this. Seriously, I can't stop watching it.†It makes me want to jump up out of my office chair and teach some thugs a lesson.
I'm ill-equipped without my plaid skirt/ability to body slam a guy twice my size but I feel empowered nonetheless.
… at least†tell me so I can watch take your bottles of lube with you when you're done.
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