elmo

I guess he finally heard the sound of his own voice.

[via I Heart Chaos]

I wouldn't want to be the puppeteer that has to stick his hand up Cee Lo's ass.

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Let us not forget how Elmo died for this department store's sins.

[via Happy Place]

This is great for in the sack.  While she goes down on you, Elmo can play with your nipples.

[via IAB]

Eh, I think we always knew what Elmo's deal was.  I'm more interested to see who's pitching and who's catching with Bert and Ernie.  Let me know when that video hits YouTube.

[via The Daily What]

Of course Barney's a perv.  He spends all his time playing with little children!

You don't have to be Jerry Sandusky to put the pieces together on this one.

[via IAB]

That's just a great headline. That's what that is.

This man being pulled over by Highway Patrol could care less about the $500 ticket he's receiving. He can afford it. What he can't afford is to have some fat, lazy, non-relevant, non-factor ass who doesn't drive nothing nice recording the whole thing. Fair enough.

Hopefully Stanley Roberts learned his lesson.

[via The DW]

I ask you, what is the Internet for if not for guys who do Elmo doing Smeagol and Homer dressed as the Joker. Hmm?

Welp.

What do the commenters have to say?

I'm not sure if you've ever seen Tosh.0, mullenb2. But tonight's your chance to catch a brand new episode! It will be nothing like this.

[via Videogum]

You can tickle Elmo but you can't smack him in the giant Elmo eye and you definitely can't charge at him. Because he will throw you headfirst into a glass display case. And then he'll creepily squeal, "Ahahaha! Ahahaha! Again! Again!"

[via dlisted]