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Somebody Light A Christmas Candle

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 12:00PM

Do I like the holidays? Does an elf shit on my table?

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Merry Krispmas, Everyone

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 27, 2012 at 6:00PM

I know it's early, but I got you guys a Krispy Kreme video about touching butts.

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Irrelevant Comment of the Week

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 10, 2010 at 7:00PM

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from Kim in response to The Story of Elves post.

Kim! You can't just string three random words together and call it a comment. That's not the way the English language works. I appreciate your enthusiasm though, with the exclamation point at the end. Maybe next time throw a pronoun or a verb in there and see what happens.

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

Dream fast whole!

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The Story of the Elves

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 10, 2010 at 4:00PM

I'm not sure where this image originally came from, but if I had to guess, I would guess somewhere fucking awesome.

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