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That's Our Little Man

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 6, 2012 at 3:00PM

I didn't know jerking off had a valedictorian.

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Static F**king Cling

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 19, 2010 at 6:00PM

Static cling: \'sta-tik ? kling\  · noun

  1. the tendency for light objects to stick (cling) to other objects owing to static electricity
  2. the reason you have a pink thong attached to your head

Assholes: \'as-(h)ols\  · noun

  1. jerks; inappropriately mean, inconsiderate people
  2. the reason you still have a pink thong attached to your head

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