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This is somehow less ugly than an actual McDonald's uniform.

[via Izismile]

You gotta work a lot of hours to afford a chain.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Minhee Cho's order from Papa John's came with more than their signature squirts-inducing garlic sauce.

Cho tweeted at her New York City Papa John's on Friday night after being handed a receipt calling her "lady chinky eyes".

?Hey @PapaJohns just FYI my name isn?t ?lady chinky eyes'."

Cho was quickly retweeted by hundreds of people resulting in Papa John's termination of the employee and an official apology from the company.

I'm waiting on Papa John's new ad campaign where they read her tweet aloud and then show their racist employees attempting to be less racist. "Oh yes we did… call her chinky eyes."

[via HuffPo]

Now that you know you can do this, your Friday just got a whole lot better.

Thank you, Democrats.

[via EPICponyz]

"Go straddle a narwhal" is my new favorite insult. We're all forever indebted to a stranger for sharing that gem.

Also, whaaat? He knows Pi to the 46th digit? This guy sounds awesome. Why was he the assistant manager of a Domino's to begin with?

You're better off, man! Nobody wants to mix lava cake for some humorless jerk who can't spell narwhal.

[via The DW]