end of the world

Featuring some of mankind's final Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

The Mayans were wrong! They said you'd be watching Brickleberry.

Some people predict the world is going to end in December 2012… which is fine by me because once this calendar runs out of new photos of hot dudes and cute kittens I'll have no reason to live anymore.

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Yesterday, Harold Camping finally sat down to speak with reporters about what happened to his now infamous rapture prediction.

The most telling moment is around the 30 second mark when Harold openly admits with a laugh that "I'm not a…  I'm not a genius."

No shit.

[via The Daily What]

Whoa!  No one told me STEVE WOHLBERG thinks I'm going to be fine.

Why the hell was I wasting my time listening to that Harold Camping nutjob!?

I'm glad the NY Daily News has brought this to my attention.  And lucky me I spent my last day on Earth reading the NY Daily News!

To think I was moments away from giving all my worldly possessions to charity!

Imagine how silly I'd have felt if I happened upon this new revelation from Steve Wohlberg after giving all my possessions to charity!?  I would have been red in the face.

Thank you, NY Daily News, for printing this article.  You've been more of a savior than a million Jesuses.

[On a serious note, whether you're Team Harold or Team Steve, it's never a bad time to give to charities like the Red Cross.  You can find more details on how to donate here.]

[via NY Daily News]

It's one tragedy after the next. The entire Denny's menu just went up a dollar.

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This is not The Onion. This is real life.

[via BWE]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE END. HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE KIRK CAMERON MOVIES ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE? THEY'RE CALLED "LEFT BEHIND" I THINK. THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT. GOODBYE EARTH. GOODBYE HUMANITY.

Either that or it was too cold.

[via FailBlog]

Enjoy this New Year's Eve.  According to the doomsayers, we only have one more to go before the end of the world!

As Dan Piraro, creator of the Bizarro Comic seen above, says on his blog discussing the reaction to the cartoon:

"Get ready for 2012, only two years to go unless The Rapture happens first."

I think it would awesome if the rapture happened before 2012.  That way, when the aliens come to save us, all the devout Christians will be gone, leaving more room for us sinners in their spaceships.

It all sounds so exciting, doesn't it!  Much better than a champagne toast.

[via The Daily What]