engagement

Face it: you need to spend 3 months' salary just for a halfway decent cockring.

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Number one place to shop for engagement rings: Bed, Bath & Beyond. Number one way to not get proposed to: want this ring.

And if you asked for your lady's hand in marriage with this one, maybe it's time for an upgrade.

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It's time to shoot your commitment issues right in the fucking face.

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K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

First comes love, then comes the cheesy engagement announcements made into a magnet that they insist you put on your fridge.

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I wonder what Mr. Black and Miss Panther Party have to say about this engagement.

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Say please. Keep your shoelaces tied. Wash your hands. Don't tell lies. Buckle up. Don't go swimming for 30 minutes after you eat. Respect your elders. Don't steal.

These are important lessons we all learn early on in life. And as we go into adulthood, we take these lessons with us.

But there are some things our parents and teachers don't explicitly warn us about. And we have to learn those lessons the hard way.

For example, don't propose in public unless you're pretty sure she'll say yes. And don't propose in a mall food court unless you're pretty sure she's blind and deaf and can't tell where you are.

Lessons learned.

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Hank and Annie got engaged? I'm not surprised. Those two are attached at the hip.

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I Do Now I Don't is a site for selling secondhand wedding paraphernalia. You can sell used diamond rings, used wedding bands and used wedding dresses. I wonder if they'll take used spouses.

It's a good site to keep in mind if you're thinking about taking the plunge. Also, hedge your bets by writing a vague inscription.