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Quiet, she still doesn't see you. Take her out on my signal.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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Oooh you meant blend in with the people, not with like, trees and shit.

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Ah yes, the ol' "Good Cop, Bad Cop, Skank."

[Via Izismile]

Luckily, in the States, Mother's Day isn't for a couple more months so you have time to think of something mom wants besides condoms and Nicorette.

But it'll be tough.

[via Izismile]

Silly Rabbit, Track is for Blacks.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Anthony Barbieri.

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This event is still more manly than Greco-Roman wrestling.

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A race-goer in England wore an iPad hat at the annual Royal Ascot horse racing event today.

On a related note, I went to an Italian restaurant last week that had the wine list presented on an iPad at each table. That's right. There was an iPad on every table in the entire restaurant. Just for the wine list.

That felt very unnecessary to me.

This hat, on the other hand, seems like an essential.

[via BuzzFeed, msnbc]

Speak your piece, cat people.

[via reddit]

As The Royal Wedding approaches and the hoopla escalates, many Americans find themselves wondering, Why should I care?

Gossip sites and even the mainstream news media keep shoving it down our throats, but it just doesn't resonate with us red-blooded American citizens who have a long history of disdain for royalty.

Well, luckily, a new website has been created specifically to clarify this issue: WhyAmericansShouldCareAboutTheRoyalWedding.com.

The site does an amazing job of really summarizing why Americans should care.  Check it out.

Many women, including myself, subscribe to the notion that everything sounds cooler when you say it with an accent.

If you admit that that hardest craft you've ever done is your hair, we will laugh at you. But if you tell us in a British accent, we will take our pants off.

Can't explain it. We just will.

Point is, I already like this show better than Jersey Shore.

Hopefully it lives up to its American predecessor so Holly can make $32,000 to speak at whatever the UK equivalent of Rutgers is.

[via Dlisted, Today]