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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

Thank God, My Anus Only Speaks French

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 5:00PM

Unless of course "violent diarrhea" counts as a language. ;)

[via Acid Cow]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 14, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

¡Suena bootylicioso! (bootylicious)

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Tribal Talk

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 15, 2012 at 12:00PM

For English, press the hieroglyph of a bear paw……

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mark Anthony G.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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I'm Sorry, What Now, Nail Salon?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 11, 2012 at 11:00AM

How much for the manicure-pedicure-great fuck combo?

[via I Heart Chaos]

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German Dude Is Still Complaining

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 19, 2011 at 5:00PM

Flula is back! And guess what? He's upset about another English idiom.

Why do I keep posting his videos? I have no idea! Maybe I like his accent. Or maybe I just feel bad for him because he clearly lives in a car.

[via VVV]

German Dude Does Not Like 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 13, 2011 at 2:00PM

Flula is still in his car. And he's still complaining.

You know what's illogical? That anyone who struggles that much with English would know the word symbiotic!

[via The DW]

German Dude Does Not Like English Idiom

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 5, 2011 at 5:00PM

Maybe he would prefer it if the phrase was "like shooting the person who named Daddy Long Legs in a barrel".

[previously, via College Humor]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 30, 2011 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

If you can read the Tosh.0 blog, how much more English do you need?

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German Dude Wants An Explanation For The Name 'Daddy Long Legs'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 29, 2011 at 5:00PM

Do not tell this guy about the Black Widow.

[via TBT]

DANGER

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 26, 2011 at 2:00PM

How educated can that woman possibly be? She doesn't even realize she's a Filipino boy.

[via Heavy]

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