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In the words of Scrooge McDuck, "Welfare is a scam, quack quack." If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes that are on our site RIGHT NOW
• Check out our playlist of videos that took a turn for the worse
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

And then we go on summer break. Hope you been workin' on your beach bods, you disgusting animals!

"When I think of Daniel, I think of pocket squares." -Calvin Klein

I know, it's all you can talk about. Where did he get that awesome scarf? WHO MAKES THOSE FINGERLESS GLOVES?! Daniel's Tuesday wardrobe is your Wednesday must-have.

Tonight Daniel wore a Z Zegna cashmere blue plaid sport coat, a Z Zegna blue cashmere pocket square, a Vince white Dress shirt, blue waxed J Brand jeans, and Alexander McQueen for Puma low top tennis shoes.  He was Leo's understudy in The Great Gatsby.

A wise man once said, "Shoot for the moon. If you miss, then just kill yourself." If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes that are on our site RIGHT NOW
• Check out our playlist of videos that took a turn for the worse
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Now go fiddle with your dinguses.

In the words of Leonard Nimoy: "Hey, look, I'm Mr. Spock. A-duuurrr!" If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes that are on our site RIGHT NOW
• Check out our playlist of videos that took a turn for the worse
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Until then, go join a gym; we can all see your moobs.

I just found some old rice in my naval. If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes that are on our site RIGHT NOW.
• Check out our playlist of videos that took a turn for the worse
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Until then, what's in YOUR naval?

What's up, Jews? If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes from season 4, each featuring a hopeless romantic.
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! I'm going to go consensually fist a stranger.

I believe it was Gandhi who once said "Duhhh. Hi. I'm Gandhi!" If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes from season 5
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Let that thought give meaning to your otherwise hollow husk of an existence!

They say if you hold a seashell to your ear, you can hear your parents divorcing. If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes from season 4
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! On the Jewish calendar that's known as "Tuesday."

In a sticky situation? Call the Jizz Whiz!

Jesus, why did I eat that meatball sub so fast? If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes from season 4
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Now go tell your girlfriend you love her kinda.