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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Spray to Forget

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 24, 2010 at 5:00PM

Spray to Forget is a ?beneficial editor for one?s consciousness? that, when sprayed, releases a difficult memory and replaces it with a more appealing one. And yes, it?s real.

But this ?conceptual sideways-elevator? seems dangerous to me. No one liked it when Kay and Jay used the neuralyzer on people in Men in Black. And humans don?t like it when vampires erase their memories every time they see something they shouldn?t lurking around Mystic Falls.

Did I just make a Vampire Diaries reference? You bet I did.

Anyway, Spray to Forget sounds like a lawsuit in the making. Personally, I kind of like it when things only previously seen in fictional television shows and movies become a reality. Like, I?d be down for a flying car or one of those holographic computers. And, obviously, if Stefan Salvatore were real I wouldn?t mind.

Another Vampire Diaries reference? Yep. I?m not ashamed.

[via The Daily What]

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