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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's CeWEBrity Profile was The Illusion (above)
• We got to see some amazing girl stains
• A guy escaped custody in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel battled an anti-gay forest rap
• Everyone was uncomfortable during Todd Glass' Awful Prank Show
• And Daniel set the Twitter parody accounts straight.

Last Thursday, we showed you Chimpanzee Tries To Get Guy To Help Him Escape Zoo and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Chimpanzee Tries To Get Guy To Help Him Escape Zoo". BO-ring.

Think you got a funnier name for it? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Chase Robert with his title, "She went down faster then a Kardashian in a NBA locker room." Congrats, Chase!

[via College Humor]

All new episodes of Tosh.0 return THIS TUESDAY at 10/9c on Comedy Central!

It's too late to run now.

Hopefully the invisibility potion doesn't wear off. Otherwise this is going to get awkward.

[via The Chive]

HEY SIGN, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK WHEN YOU KNOW WHETHER THEY ARE ESCAPING INMATES OR NOT.

[via Burbia]

This was Casey Anthony's alternate plan.

But now that she doesn't need it, she can let these corgis "accidentally drown" in the family pool.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Chris.

I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared. She said,
"You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

"Sorry, ladies.  I was told those eggs were for eating.
I never thought they'd all hatch!"