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"Look, I traded in my dignity for RTs a long time ago."

[via Barstool Sports]

Instead of Tony Stewart and Carl Edwards settling this year's Sprint Cup on the racetrack, they should have figured it out — you know — the other way.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Well, for starters, 4 letters.

[via It Makes No Sense]

This is exactly like that episode of Community where Abed's story played out entirely in the background. Except instead of delivering a child, like Abed did, this guy is stealing one.

Dan Harmon is going to be really flattered.

[via TBT]

Dude, not "what's-her-face."  Her name is Shelley Smith.

Actually, I'm having trouble finding the Twitten By love letter to Shelley Smith, so I guess the Erin Andrew one will have to do.

Thanks for your suggestion, Evan!

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Out of over 5.9 million brackets entered in EPSN.com's Tournament Challenge only two people picked the Final Four correctly, and only one of them, Joe Pearlman, is in serious contention to win the big final prize.  (See his bracket above and hear an interview with him here.)

I didn't watch the interview with Joe.  But I assume it went something like this:

ESPN: So how did you come to pick these four teams?
JOE: Well, I picked Kentucky because they are a perennial powerhouse, Connecticut because of their great run in the Big East tournament, and Butler because they made the Final Four last year.
ESPN: And what about VCU?
JOE: Oh, that was easy.  I just sold my soul to Satan.

Joe has VCU winning the whole thing.  Good luck, Joe.  At this point, it doesn't seem any more silly than every other pick you made.

Kansas played Kansas State on Saturday. I didn't watch the game but I do know who won. The fat guy.

Here are the highlights:

The poor guy. He's just really attached to Clemson and can't handle a loss. I'm not into sports but I understand. I act the same way if I loose at Cranium.

This footage comes from ESPN. What are they thinking? They have access to millions of eyeballs at any given moment and they throw this clip up online as though it?s garbage. This is gold. The kid's acting like his dog just died in a burning house. They?re busy looping Sports Center all day when they could have a whole entire new show based this kid?s devastation.

Yesterday, Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle pitched a perfect game against the Tampa Bay Rays, just the 17th perfect game of all-time pitched during an MLB regular season.  It was a truly historic event that has so far garnered over 1,700 comments on ESPN's game conversation page.

So let's let ESPN commenter mr.stirfry put this monumental moment in perspective for us:

SNORE

Way to be on top of the action, stirfry!  Congratulations, you're our Respectful Commenter of the Week!

Having trouble hunting down that clip?