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Then how am I going to get him to stop rapping?

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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Step aside, Mel Gibson. There's a new devil in town.

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So she knows she didn't have it that bad.

[via I Am Bored]

The problem: Your infant is not yet a self-important jerk.

The solution: Get that tyke on Twitter!

Some jerks in Belgium have created the Twoddler, a modified Fisher-Price activity center that sends tweets based on what your toddler is doing.

How'd they do it?

First, the researchers behind the project contacted Satan who quickly gave his approval.  Next, they tortured cats for an entire week.  This got them nice and evil.  Then, they watched every James Bond movie, making sure to always root for the villain and to whine with disappointment when Bond ultimately triumphed.  Lastly, they all agreed to chop off each others pinky toe to further raise their ire and prove their contempt for humanity.

Then they made the Twoddler.

[via Wired]

For the third week in a row, our weekly caption challenge passed the 1,000 comment mark! And as usual, we sorted through them looking for the best caption to last week's "Evil Squirrel" picture.

This week, our favorite caption came from a commenter going by the handle, stache.

When will the paparazzi leave Kirstie Alley alone?!

Thanks to everyone who submitted!

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture, or link us to a video or image you think is better.  If we agree, we might post it on the Tosh.0 homepage!  And check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorites.

You better not put your hands anywhere near my nuts!

[Photo used via Creative Commons license from Darren Copley / Flickr]