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Hey There, Sexy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 21, 2014 at 12:00PM

Only an idiot would get 1) a face tattoo 2) of spiders 3) with only 6 legs.

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spiders

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why

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This Is Very Upsetting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 16, 2014 at 4:00PM

She's also got her clit pierced but trust me, you don't want to see it.

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disgusting

ear

ear piercing

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piercing

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upsetting

Gotta Stay Hydrated

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's worse when you realize that's homeless person pee.

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dirty

dirty water

drink

drinking

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hydrate

hydrated

lick

parched

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puddle water

water

Sweet Dreams, My Snotty Angel

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 27, 2014 at 12:00PM

I hate waking up to a salty upper lip.

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booger

disgusting

dream

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nose

sleep

snot

Pregnancy Is Sexy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2014 at 2:00PM

That's one place I do not want to get lint.

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belly

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drawing

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Pregnant

Sex

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