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She's a disgusting human but she gives an EXCELLENT back scratch.

[via No Way Girl]

Tastes like pregnant Kim Kardashian on a hot summer day!

[via Fail Nation]

I hate when Dad drives me to school. His car is SO shitty.

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Bobby gets me. And because I get him, I know exactly what he's talking about.

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"Dude remember back in '13 when we did that birth skit so you could ask Sarah to prom?"

"Yeah man that was the shit! I got so much attention that day."

Watch Daniel respond to prom proposals here! Don't worry, nobody wore a diaper.

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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spagetti.

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It makes more sense when her pet chimp is with her.

[via People of Walmart]

You should definitely pee on this chair though.

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It's very similar to blowing one with Bubblicious. Doesn't taste as good though.

[via Izismile]

The good news? Her haircut's not permanent.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]