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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

'The Power Of Dreams' Indeed!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

honda

The good news? Her haircut's not permanent.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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Nothing Gross And/Or Disturbing Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 27, 2013 at 4:00PM

Amish people have the weirdest ultra sounds.

[via I am Bored]

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Pregnant

Whatcha Up To This Weekend?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 22, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Pretending that every guy who touches me is Ryan Gosling."

[via The Chive]

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'Is There A Way To Make That Red… Bloodier?'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

"The tits look great though."

[via Lamebook]

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Aww This Is So Sweet! (And Disgusting)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 4, 2013 at 10:00AM

Things I need to do on the subway today: 1) close legs 2) PDA with pigeon.

Nailed it!

[via Unique Daily]

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The Year's Worst Product

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 27, 2012 at 12:00PM

What, this sugary confection doesn't look delicious to you?

It was a very close call, but Cold Sore Cupcake has come out on top as 2012's worst product. The very sexy Men's Pantie Stocking lost the title by only 26 votes, which goes to show that every single one of you can make a difference in this world!!

So yeah. Cold Sore Cupcake. Ew.

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It's Worth The Maintenance (No It Isn't)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 10, 2012 at 5:00PM

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long- AHH THERE'S A RAT IN IT.

[via The Chive]

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You Could Go To Space With That Rocket!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 23, 2012 at 10:00AM

Or just shoot it onto the field like a disgusting human being. That's cool too.

[via Izismile]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Did you watch this? That? Him? Her? Us?

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What You're Saying

'I Just Do It To Look Better'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 14, 2012 at 4:00PM

You're supposed to eat the spinach, not shove the can inside your arm.

[via Unique Daily]

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