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"Doesn't that make you wanna snap into a Slim Jim?"

The only thing better than one Tosh.0 video is a bunch of Tosh.0 videos that play in a row. That's why every Friday we're going to bring you a new playlist of your favorite clips.

Today's playlist is The Craziest Things You'll Ever See. Click the link for a compilation of crazy shit that only Daniel Tosh would show on TV. Like, an exposed skeleton, for example.

On the third day of Tosh, we give to thee, French Hens…

Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.

Je vais vomir. (That's French. Look it up.)

I can't even look at the pictures of the Thanksgiving Turkey Cake on Chow without gagging.

Layers of ground turkey, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and cranberry sauce topped with marshmallows make up this monstrosity of a Thanksgiving dish.

If ground turkey and sour cream mashed potatoes iced with cranberry sauce doesn't stop your annoying neighbor from guilting you into attending her Thanksgiving dinner, then nothing will.

Tell Mrs. Henderson I said hi.

We've seen Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops. And we've seen Bacon Flavored Coffee Syrup. While both of those immediately made the list of things you will try before you die, no bacon flavored treat is as exciting as this.

It's bacon soda. It's what the contents of your stomach taste like after you drive through McDonald's in the morning. In a word, it's delicious (disgusting).

Can you pass the Grey Poupon? I need to rinse the vomit out of my mouth.

[via Geekologie]

• The exposed brain of a bum I saw one time in Rome
• Hobbit Feet
• A dream catcher
• The carpet in my aunt's trailer
• Moldy Indian food
• Clipped on rat tails
• The armpit of a Gremlin

Now it's your turn! What else does Britney's weave look like?

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I wonder what clip Arwen was watching that was so disgusting she felt the need to tweet about it.

My guess is she finally caught the 2 Girls, 1 Cyst video.

What do you think?

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Obviously she is a spy for a top secret agency and she was sent to the Millcreek Tavern to seduce her way into his bedroom. Obviously.

That makes him a very important person ? like a Jason Bourne type, I presume. Otherwise the contents of his flash drive wouldn't be important enough to risk another date with some psycho who used her cooter to smuggle his things.

Ohhh, I hope Rebecca writes him back. This is a wedding toast waiting to happen.

I'm sure she'll respond. I mean, who wouldn't want a second date with a ladies man in possession of The Breakfast Club and information worth storing in a body cavity? Hello, Mr. Awesome.

I know you're wondering so I looked it up for you. Puppetry classes cost between $100-$250 a course, which usually last 6-8 weeks.

They are offered in Washington, California, Connecticut, West Virginia, and Minnesota.

In order to work as a Puppet Master, you'll need a certification in Puppetry Arts as well the ability to manhandle pretty actresses with your eyes closed.

Make it happen, you creepster. Make it happen!

[via Bits and Pieces]

Sure, it's giant. BUT DOES IT FLOAT?!?

[via Digg]

The pitcher for the New York Yankees, Chan Ho Park, gave an extremely descriptive interview to a reporter who was wondering why he played poorly in the first game of the season.

You know, I like this answer because no one is going to challenge it. Chan pulled the diarrhea card and there's no trump for that.

Other people who should consider using diarrhea as an excuse for poor performances/decisions include:

Ashlee Simpson for the Orange Bowl in 2005

Sarah Palin for the Russia comment

Tiger Woods for his affairs

Tom Cruise for the stunt on Oprah's couch and everything following

M. Night Shyamalan for The Happening

A-Rod for the steroids

Sandra Bullock for All About Steve

Hitler for the years 1934-1945

Also, if Lindsay Lohan told us she has had consistent bowel problems over the last six years, that would explain a lot.