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"Are you calling me fat?" -Megan
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"Are you calling me fat?" -Megan
[via Buzzfeed]
Levi's Ex-Girlfriend Jean: For the guy who wants to remember his ex-girlfriend and for the guy who wants to have an ex-girlfriend.
"It worked! She automatically thought I was gay!" -Ex-Girlfriend Jean Customer
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I never understood why they called this the Cable-Satellite "Public Affairs" Network, until now.
Shit, Todd Seavey! Your affairs just got real public.
That was like watching an episode of Grey's Anatomy, except everyone was ugly and his monologue was well-delivered.
So it was actually nothing like watching Grey's Anatomy.
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