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George Cascone's ex-wife hired a hitman to kill him so she could collect on his $750,000 life insurance policy. He's not surprised by her actions, nor is he pretending to be undeserving.

But, after cheating on her for 35 years, he is offended by how cheap her murder for hire plan was.

"The part that insulted me the most was the fact that she was going to pay the hitman so little money. She wouldn't outsource it. She shoulda took somebody from out of town, Chicago or New York, and she shoulda paid them at least ten grand. Two grand is not enough to get that kinda work done right."

What the hell, ex-Mrs. Cascone?  No one hires a hitman for less than $10,000!

What is this, your first hire-a-local-to-kill-my-unfaithful-used-car-salesman-ex-husband-so-I-can-collect-on-his-life-insurance-policy-I've-been-paying-into-ever-since-our-divorce rodeo?

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Kevin's wife of 12 years packed up almost all of her belongings and left him. But she didn't take her wedding dress. So, like any bitter/sad/enterprising ex-husband would do, Kevin started a blog.

On My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress Kevin is attempting to document 101 uses for the dress, like as an ice pack shown above.

So far, he has not used to dress to soak up the pools of tears he is clearly still crying. I would have thought tissue before pasta strainer, but I'm no expert.

The idea is kind of funny but mainly it comes off as sad. It's not a baby or a cute puppy so Kevin can't take the dress on a walk to attract a new woman. Although he'll probably get a book deal. So I guess he could always just to take his bags of money for a stroll.

And when he does I will promptly remove this blog post and find him.

I like pasta and expensive things and living in another woman's shadow. (That's the pitch I make to every guy. Usually works like a charm.)