extreme

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• An extreme unibrow. Or as I like to call it, "forehead mustache."
• Proof that Taylor Swift is a Satan worshipper from the past. As if you needed proof!
• My Bike is just an excellent rap song by children.
• Here are some bikini girls because your attention span is very short.
• Let's play Real Or Fake: Bird Catch. I say real because I WANT IT TO BE REAL.
• Cooking With Skrillex is internet gold. But where's his half-hairnet?
• 10 awesome Vine videos. Warning: nobody's naked. :(
• Easy breakfasts, because you're literally too stupid to feed yourself.
• Rich parents hire handicapped Disney tour guides so their kids can skip the lines. This story is perfect on so many levels.
• A pug watches the final scene in Homeward Bound. SHADOW!!!!
• Bonus Link: One Tiny Hand. Yes it's old, yes it's still fabulous.

[photo via Vidiload]

You know what they say: the more they sag, the more fun you can have.

They don't really say that.

[via Video Gum]

This is what abortions will look like if Rick Santorum is elected president.

[via I Am Bored]

Far be it from me to judge the world of Extreme Ironing, but what is so extreme about doing "a spot of ironing" on a closed highway?

"Hello, I am an Extreme Fish Shooter.  I put fish in a barrel and then I shoot them!  Extreme!!"

[via The Daily What]