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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Richard Branson dressed up like a lady. Turns out he has great legs. 
• Animal Livestreams! Go ahead. Watch baby ducks all day.
• Goldblumings might be the best single-topic tumblr ever.
• Meet wheelie man. He does wheelies like, all the time.
• Hot girls wash cars with their boobs. Women's rights!
• Kanye West ran his face into a sign, promptly flips the fuck out.
• Everyone wants to live on Mars, which is weird because Mars looks boring as shit.
• Mind the gap is all about girl's butts in underwear. I'm really delivering the T&A today.
• A woman got arrested on a flight and wouldn't stop singing I Will Always Love You. I honestly don't see the problem here.
• And here's what a missed connection in Alaska looks like. Hint: birding.

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"The weirdest part? Bob makes out with more chicks than I do."

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I'm not going to say anything about how she looks like she's about to get a facial.

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

"We should have him tell a story about his kids!"

"No, we need something more- human. He needs to lose his shit over a yogurt parfait."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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And he doesn't look anything like Rodney Dangerfield.

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Katy Perry was right. California girls really are undeniable.

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"Between you and me, his baby doesn't look anything like him."

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Great, now I'm searching the internet for a black Michael Jackson shaved into a white guy's head.

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A black panther AND a barber's pole? He's actually a lot more tolerant than I thought.

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