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Now crop that very real plate of spaghetti out of this picture so we can get a sexy pic.

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He's gonna get so much more ass than the dudes wearing fedoras.

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That ice cream went straight to her eyes.

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NOW EVERYBODY HAND OVER YOUR F***ING FLOATIES.

According to The Atlantic, women are wearing masks to protect themselves from sun exposure. Kind of makes the whole one-child law easier doesn't it? Unless you're into that kind of thing.. Bow chicka wow wow.

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The guy in the white tee? Yeah. That's your boss.

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But all three could use braces.

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Congratulations to The House on South Bronson, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week.

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

It's important to teach kids the value of embracing anything that's shot at you.

And if you're dying to share this beautiful story, get it on Amazon!

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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel redeems this guy who got pepper sprayed by spraying him again with pepper spray.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

"You're the ones who put me to bed, assholes!" -This baby

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