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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 12 boob gifs. I just tried to grab my computer screen.
• Parakeets running in slow motion, which pairs nicely with almost any genre of music.
• Cow farts could one day fuel planes. In terms of cow parts, farts are really the only thing we DON'T use.
• A guy had an erection for 8 months. That's what you get for getting a dick implant.
• Dogs out the window will make you question every stress you have in life.
• Miley Cyrus has a grill now. She could barely talk before!
• Here's a guy dancing at an electronics expo, dancing pretty much how you'd expect from someone attending an electronics expo.
• Facebook has hashtags now. #ohyeahnothatsreallycoolwealllovehashtags.
• A couple married at Ikea. Their first, second, and third courses were all Swedish meatballs.
• An idiot called the police on his hooker because she wasn't hot enough. Wait not all hookers are hot?!
• And girls in towels, because I'm a sweetheart.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Sloth facing is a new thing. Sloths. So hot right now. Sloths.
• Fan reactions to Games of Thrones. Don't worry, guys. They're actors and they didn't actually die.
• A 22-year-old was arrested for the 77th time. It's his lucky number!
• 15 deformed sports fingers. The Shocker just got a lot more interesting.
• Here's an otter juggling rocks. Also fifty of them can fit in a clown car.
• Budweiser wants to connect your cup of beer with Facebook. Can't we just drink in peace?!
• 20 photos of women in the kitchen, looking sexy and probably not making you a sandwich.
• A baby has an intense phone call with her dad. Pacing like a motherfucker.
• Cotten Eye Joe/Gangnam Style mash-up? If you must, internet. If you must.
• Jim Harbaugh chuckling at a Judge Judy Taping. He's an NFL football coach, nerdz.
• And having sex on a pile of money with an internet stranger leads to robbery. I guess next time you'll just have to fantasize that the money's there.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Woman who flipped off Noah may or may not have killed her husband. What a bad ass bitch. 
• Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend made Maxim's Hot 100. Sexiest pile of air ever.
• Here's Quentin Tortellini. Yeah THAT JUST HAPPENED.
• Women's POV is basically lots of titties. Who's excited for summer Instagrams?!
• 24 Facebook fails. Is "everyone who shares their political beliefs in their status" on there?
• Moms eat for free at Hooter's on Mother's Day. 'Cause why spend money on her, ya know?
• CNN anchors talk via satellite in the same parking lot. Busted.
• 105-year-old woman thinks she's alive because of bacon. Don't let me live to 100. It looks really scary.
• An owl loves a dog. Also that owl is fucking HUGE.
• And a mom went to WebMD instead of the hospital after her son got shot. Symptoms point to the flu.

[photo via WPBF]

OMG so weird that's exactly how Charlie spells "stewardess"!

[via Daily of the Day]

I don't blame them. What a scenic freeway!

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"Now I just need to find a way to retweet my pubes."

[via The Chive]

I am a man, and men harass their daughter's friends on Facebook.

[via I Am Bored]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client was simply doing her thangggg.

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My favorite natural wonder is the Hollywood sign.

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