facebook

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Woman who flipped off Noah may or may not have killed her husband. What a bad ass bitch. 
• Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend made Maxim's Hot 100. Sexiest pile of air ever.
• Here's Quentin Tortellini. Yeah THAT JUST HAPPENED.
• Women's POV is basically lots of titties. Who's excited for summer Instagrams?!
• 24 Facebook fails. Is "everyone who shares their political beliefs in their status" on there?
• Moms eat for free at Hooter's on Mother's Day. 'Cause why spend money on her, ya know?
• CNN anchors talk via satellite in the same parking lot. Busted.
• 105-year-old woman thinks she's alive because of bacon. Don't let me live to 100. It looks really scary.
• An owl loves a dog. Also that owl is fucking HUGE.
• And a mom went to WebMD instead of the hospital after her son got shot. Symptoms point to the flu.

[photo via WPBF]

OMG so weird that's exactly how Charlie spells "stewardess"!

[via Daily of the Day]

I don't blame them. What a scenic freeway!

[via Izismile]

"Now I just need to find a way to retweet my pubes."

[via The Chive]

I am a man, and men harass their daughter's friends on Facebook.

[via I Am Bored]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client was simply doing her thangggg.

[via I Am Bored]

My favorite natural wonder is the Hollywood sign.

[via The Clearly Dope]

All who disagree will be held in a maximum security chimichonga.

[via Imgur]

Like Brickleberry on Facebook to unlock the series premiere before it airs! The more Likes it gets, the more footage is unlocked.

Daniel voices a cute bear cub named Malloy. It's exactly like that dream you had last week.

Series premiere Tuesday, September 25th at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central!

This is where Mark Zuckerberg got the idea for his Facebook stomach tattoo.

[Via The Chive]