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I've always found the "Independence Day" speech to be almost as inspiring as the triumphant speech at the end of "Team America". Almost.

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This holiday, don't forget to give thanks for the stuff that really matters.

Thanks will be accepted in the form of checks and money orders.

Stop clowning around on Facebook. No one cares about your complicated relationship or your political views.

It's time we used the web for a bigger cause. A cause more important than FarmVille, home pages, and status updates. It's a dill pickle. And it's going to serve as a salty reminder that Nickelback sucks.

Join Can this pickle get more fans than Nickelback? and do your part to bring an end to Canadian hard rock bands. Currently Nickelback has 1,392,481 fans. This pickle has 440,692 fans.

If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave Chad Kroeger in the past?
Would you do whatever it took?
Become a pickle fan on Facebook?

See…even I can write that shit. Do your part. Join the cause.

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