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Allison is now in a relationship.

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Congratulations to Wavez Club, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Vee Jones," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

If my Facebook page all of a sudden becomes the most disturbing thing you've ever seen, it's because I'm taking a KLM flight soon and I want a row to myself.

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I believe that this is a cause you guys can really get behind. Work your magic here.

As Oscar Wilde once said, "NOBODY is such a NOBODY that they don't deserve free popcorn shrimp on their birthday."

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"Sometimes y."

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Somewhere, Whitney Houston is rolling over in her grave.

Oh wait…  Not quite yet…  She's probably still at the morgue.

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Could be worse. I know someone stuck with the name Mike Pomranz.

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A seventh grader's Facebook page is dramatic enough. But when you add a thrilling score and soap opera acting, it becomes almost as tragic as all of my high school friends' Facebook pages.

Tell me more about your baby daddy! He's not paying child support again? Fuck him and his new Camry! And his coworker from Albertson's you saw riding in it! You tell that dickwad off, Sara! I'm just going to start playing some background music.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Not to toot our own horns but that app is pretty hot these days. Have you seen the movie David Fincher made about Mike and I? It's called The Help.