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Seriously? Where is this taken?? Are you some sort of idiot??? It's a painting!

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The rules of life don't apply to Lindsay Lohan. She can use Facebook on Twitter and pay for necklaces with air.

Pretty cool. Don't you think so, Daily Show blog readers?

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Commas — those tiny little marks that let people know something isn't intergalactic pornography.

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The Tosh.0 Facebook page is once again working its way to another million mark: #4,000,000.

As we have in the past, we'll be interviewing our 4 millionth Facebook fan here on the Tosh.0 blog.  That's right: You too can stand alongside Ed Gunther, Kristina Lea Moccia and Nic Nuno in the annals of Tosh.0 history.

It's an honor unlike any other.  An honor you can earn by simply clicking on a button on a website.  Do honors get any higher?

So if you haven't liked our Facebook page, now is the time to do it.  Well, not now.  Wait until it's around 3,999,999.  Then like it.  Let the other suckers do all the dirty work.

And then keep your eyes on your Facebook messages.  When you see the thumbnail of me standing next to Speedy Gonzalez, you know I've come for you.

If you still want to eat at Taco Bell after hearing that their "beef" is only 35% actual beef then, first of all, I am not surprised. And secondly, they want to thank you for that!

Taco Bell is giving away 10 million free Crunchy Seasoned Beef Tacos today. To get one, simply "like" them on Facebook. Or, just go around your house and start throwing dust and chalk and sand into a bowl of a chili powder until you have enough filling to stuff a shell. It's the same thing.

Now seems like a good time to remind you that if you "like" Tosh.0 on Facebook, we'll give you free jokes!

And these aren't filler jokes either. Though a small percentage of our stuff may be sand.

[Taco Bell]

If you're the kind of guy who wants to know if a 15-year-old girl is hot, you're probably the kind of guy who thinks that all 15-year-old girls are hot.

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg appeared on Saturday Night Live (very briefly) this weekend.

Apparently, none of Zuckerberg's $12 billion have gone to acting classes.

Oh, you invented "poking," did you Zuckerberg?  Well, you know what you didn't invent?  Looking directly into the camera and poorly delivering your lines.  Bad actors invented that!

Do I feel $12 billion better about myself for bad mouthing the Zuck's cameo?  Not really.  But I do feel about $500 million better.  That's Newark Public School District donation kind of dough.

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When Gucci Mane got an ice cream tattoo on his face, we all said "huh?". Then we chalked it up to his recent release from a mental health facility. Remember when we all said and did that? We all think alike.

But now T-Pain has a "like" button tattoo and, well, huh.

Facebook? So hood. Poke a shawty.

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We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Keith Baker in response to some Special Advice from a doctor.

Keith, there is a time and place for quoting '90s Canadian country music. The time is never and the place is not the Tosh.0 Facebook page.

Let's keep things edgy and inappropriate and ultimately uninspiring, k? And Non-Canadian.

At your service from the land of the chill. If I can't warm you baby nobody will…

Ha!  These guys are hilarious!  They should write a book!

Maybe something about vampires.  I hear that's popular.

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