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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Touché, Julie. Touché.

My life is complete.

Let's all celebrate my special day by watching Denny's Web Redemption again.

What's inappropriate is going commando in an above-the-knee skirt.

[via i-a-b]

Mashable reported earlier today that when Facebook recently bought the domain name Fb.com, Zuckerberg and company paid former owners, the American Farm Bureau, $8.5 million for the coveted dot com.

Supposedly, the Farm Bureau is laughing all the way to the bank being that they barely even used the domain.  Their official website is actually www.fb.org.

Great!  Just what America needs: more spoiled farmers showing off their overstuffed wallets with diamond-encrusted tractors and golden calves.

Maybe now that you got an extra $8.5 million in your pockets you can share some of that Dom Perignon with the rest of us, farmers!

These farmers should be ashamed of such extortion.  While Facebook employees are busting their asses trying to figure out how to further monetize a website with over 500 million users, what are the farmers doing?  Selling domain names they don't even use like lazy fat cats!

I just hope that one day all those farmers will learn the value of a hard day's work.

Tramp stamps aren't just sexy. They're also useful!

How else will you be certain Child Services returns the right kid?

[via IMNS]

Don't use proper grammar on Facebook just for yourself; do it for your parents' orifices as well.

[via Reddit]

What's next?  Proposing via text message?  Proposing on Twitter?  Checking into marriage on Foursquare?

Proposing over the Internet is a surefire plan for rejection.  A number of you have tried proposing via comments on the Tosh.0 blog and Daniel has proven that doesn't work.

Need further proof?  Watch this:

Hey, chick with the tits that just divorced the Sexiest Man Alive…  Ryan whatever his name is…  Will you marry me?

I think when that offer fails, we'll have proven once and for all that proposing on the web never works.

[via BuzzFeed]

You don't get to be Person of the Year without being exploited by a few Paraguayan universities.

[via reddit]

Every week we see countless comments that have nothing to do with anything. Our favorite this week came from Huh? in response to the Christmas Lights Video Game.

This cheeseburger rant sounds like something Mark Zuckerberg would say stumbling into a McDonald's drunk at 3 am. If he was British. And he rambled in real life the way he did in the movie.

But woah. Stop talking about the burgers, Mark. And stop changing our profile layouts!

Anyway, if you have any irrelevant comments, leave them below.

Hammy-B.

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has been named Person of the Year by TIME Magazine.

Since Zuckerberg basically owns 25% of the Internet, the Internet seems to have a lot of opinions about this choice.  Many people think it's a wishy-washy one at best.

But here's the thing…  Quick: Name TIME's 2009 Person of the Year.

Alright, to hell with quick.  Think as long as you want.  Ponder it for days.

My point: No one knows and no one cares and it's totally irrelevant who is named "Person of the Year" and it's been totally irrelevant dating back to when TIME sold us out and changed it from "Man of the Year" to "Person of the Year" in 1999.  (And yet ironically still hasn't given it to a woman since.)

You see, TIME used to have balls.  You know that Hitler was a MOTY.  Hell, Stalin was MOTY twice.  Now it's like, "The Social Network was my favorite movie.  Who was that about?"

If that's your logic, why not give Jesse Eisenberg POTY?  He's the one who brought Zuckerberg to the main-est of the mainstream by playing Zuckerberg in the Facebook movie.

And I say, why not indeed.  That's why my vote for POTY goes to Jesse Eisenberg.

And I don't even know who he is.  Adventureland?  Zombieland?  Has anyone even seen any of these movies??  Kids today and whatnot.