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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Craigslist ad of the day. Which reminds me, I should schedule a bikini wax.
• Morgan Freeman fell asleep during an interview. ADORABLE.
• A classic faceplant. Yeah no your neck is totally supposed to bend that way.
• Demi Moore's boyfriend had a pearl put into his dickhole. Anything to make that vag feel young! That's what it's for, right?
• Kesha drank her own piss. It's like her tongue is a pregnancy test.
• Underboobs again! Can you ever really have enough?
• Beardvertising. If it ain't gettin' you laid, might as well make a few bucks off of it.
• Lance Armstrong likes it when people lick his butthole. Allegedly.
• Joe Francis said the jurors on his trial should be shot by a firing squad. But not really cause now he's taking it back.
• And 20 Bob Saget tweets. Don't you wish it was 500 Bob Saget tweets? He's so dirty!

[photo via Barstool]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• James Franco is hilarious. I'm laughing at him, not with him.
• I Fucked My Aunt feat. T-Pain is an actual song. Guess what it's about!
• This guy is my personal hero. Seriously nailed it.
• Kobe Bryant tweeted a photo of his achilles surgery and now my feet hurt.
• Bacon hot dogs are here in time for summer. Meat in meat. Yum.
• Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine just gave USC $70 million dollars. Hell yes, Fight On.
• Here are 26 excellent faceplants, because injury is hysterical unless it happens to you.
• This is a weird video. But I think you'll like it.
• So what ARE the benefits of an orgasm? Besides orgasming, obviously.
• DJs complaining really made my day. You spoiled little fucks.
• BONUS LINK: Adriana Lima's Instagram. Gotta keep my ducklings happy.

[photo via Videogum]

Last Thursday, we showed you Sexy Stripper Faceplant and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Sexy Stripper Faceplant". BO-ring.

Think you got a funnier name for it? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Amber Howe Vanderwal with her title, "Yet another risk of sticking your unprotected wood in a fishy opening." Congrats, Amber!

[via College Humor]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Escalator Superman (above)
• Creepy Guitar Playing North Korean Kids
• Making Out with Grandma
• Horse Jump Lady
• This Is My Foot
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Military Guy Gets Maced
• Guy Gets Excited Over Train
• Web Sketchdemption raw clip: Films That You Like Sketch
• Bullying Mashup Clips (1, 2, 3, 4 & 5)

Dear Tegan,
I really appreciate you suggesting a Fan Favorite video and, more importantly, including a link.
It means a lot to me that you understand just how lazy I truly am.
So thank you.  I am having a great day …now.
Mike

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Girl Rope Swing Faceplant (above)
• Apple Juggler
• Hang Glide Puke
• 20 Seconds on the Clock raw clip: Black Guy in Mosh Pit
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Woman Gets Attacked by Polar Bear
• Hand with Bones Exposed
• Web Redemption raw clip: Surfer Interview Fail
• Dorm Room Triple Prank
• World's Largest Breasts

She forgot the number one rule of dancing: don't break your face.

File this one under "be careful what you wish for… especially if you are an audience member."  People can get hurt.

[via Break]

Last Friday, we showed you "Pissy Pants Pass Out" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

"Pissy Pants Pass Out"?  Really??  Who named this video?  A six-year-old?  I know our fans have at least a better sense of humor than a school boy.

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Spudgirl who quipped, "It's cool, I've got a sweatband."  Way to go, Spudgirl…  Kick a guy while he's down.  Luckily, we're pretty sure that video was fake, so he deserved it.  Plus kicking people while they're down is the Tosh.0 way!  Congrats, Spudgirl!