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"I'll just have dirt." -Starving kid in Africa

There's no use crying over spilled milk. But spilled beer? Only a fucking weirdo would laugh about that.

[via VVV]

Woops, I mean best! Silly me. I always have breasts on the brain.

Anyway, watch this guy look like a tit on television. I mean boob.

[via Warming Glow]

Santa Claus was rappelling into the Palm Beach Gardens Mall when his snow white beard got stuck in the rope leaving him dangling, beardless and hairless, above countless horrified children.

According to WTSP, "Gardens Mall reports that the helper is a professional rope climber who did the stunt for free. He did a run-through without a hitch, but sans beard, mall officials say. He left quickly afterward and wishes to remain anonymous."

Well, I'm sure THE INTERNET will respect his wish for anonymity.

Until we discover his true identity we'll just call him The Worst.

[via The DW]

…your mom will be there to make everything worse.

[via Buzzfeed]

Who am I?  Ben Roethlisberger??

[via Failblog]

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel discusses the ins and outs of firearm safety (like how the bullet goes in and then comes out of your leg) in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Teabagging Mommy
• Waterski Fail
• Table Jump Fail (above)
• Insurance Scam Fail
• Wingsuit Jump
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Dancer Climbs to Ceiling
• Human Speed Bump
• Web Redemption raw clip: I Just Shot Myself
• Dick of the Week: Shovel Prank
• Tebowing

TOMORROW on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel gives the guy who shot himself another chance to play with guns.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

TOMORROW on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel chats with a guy who should be dead.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!