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Milk, Bread, Rebellion

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

By "the limit" he means that invisible point in grocery store parking lots where the cart's wheels stop working.

[via The Chive]

Feel The Rhythm, Feel The Rhyme

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 7, 2014 at 2:00PM

"You think that's a fail? My hotel doesn't have a lobby!" -Everybody at the Olympics

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bobsled

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olympics

sochi

winter

Guys, This Is Gonna Be My Year

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 5, 2014 at 12:00PM

All of the horses, stay in your stables. Tila Tequila, run wild.

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Because It Matters As An Adult

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2014 at 4:00PM

Your mom is going to be really proud/upset.

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4.0

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gpa

gpa 4.0

mom

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tattoo

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It Hurts More Now

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 3, 2014 at 8:00PM

He's being shipped along with the Broncos championship t-shirts to a undisclosed third-world country.

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bad idea

broncos

denver

fail

football

nfl

super bowl

tattoo

You May Have Scratched His Cornea

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 3, 2014 at 5:00PM

That's what you get for being one of those people who stands behind news casters for no reason.

BONUS VIDEO: Another dick on the news. **NSFW**

[via Daily of the Day]

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bad

eye

face

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high five

hit

LOL

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