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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2013 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

Time To Learn A New Word, Kids

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 27, 2013 at 10:00AM

OK: "You have a beautiful daughter."

[via Izismile]

I Love A Man In A Fitted Cap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2013 at 4:00PM

Should've picked a different set of abs, kid. Everyone knows an outtie is a deal breaker.

[via Uberhumor]

Tags: 

abs

boy

fail

kid

man

muscles

photoshop

selfie

sexy

Parenting Is All About Showing Them The World

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2013 at 10:00AM

"You expect me to travel with my kids AND keep their airflow unobstructed?"

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

breathe

die

fail

family

parent

parenting

photo

ponchos

sites

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In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 20, 2013 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

Go Ahead, Use The ATM. I'll Find Somewhere Else To Swipe My Debit Card.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 18, 2013 at 10:00AM

C'mon, lady. A TUBE TOP?!

[via Cherry Plucker]

Tags: 

ass

atm

butt

crack

debit card

fail

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I Think They're Getting Serious

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 12, 2013 at 2:00PM

Wash up before you shake her dad's hand, alright buddy?

[via Lamebook]

Tags: 

bar

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We're One Month In. How's That Resolution Going?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 31, 2013 at 2:00PM

Oh, you're still a fat fuck who pretends to know what pilates is? Cool.

(She says as she puts frosting on an english muffin.)

[via Blame It On The Voices]

No Dessert For Me!

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 29, 2013 at 3:00PM

After all, I technically never move.

[via The Clearly Dope]

One Step Forward, One Step Back

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2013 at 5:00PM

Later she's gonna get the HPV vaccine while having unprotected sex with a frat boy.

[via Daily of the Day]

Tags: 

bike

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ice

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