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"Look, if Sheila were more adventurous, I wouldn't need this little guy."

[via Izismile]

"Do you believe I don't exist now?"-God

[via The Clearly Dope]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Bomb By Boat (above)
• Farm Noises (@1:52)
• Dizzy Rope Swing
• Dolphin Birth
• Engineering Students Love Dancers
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Killacycle
• Ballgame Dick of the Week
• Web Redemption raw clip: Sweet Brown
• Fastest Man-gina
• The Reprimand

"Best night ever! Because of what we did after this photo."

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Big Muscles and Boobs (above)
• Hoop Launch
• Orbital Sander on Foot
• Oh No! Oh Dear God, No!
• A Black Guy, a Priest, and a Rabbi
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Bulldozer Rampage
• Frustrated Asian Driver
• Exclusive Interview: Krispy Kreme
• The Man Shot
• Pretty Bridge

So, death then?

[via Happy Place]

At least you're not eating tacos wrong like this fucking idiot.

[via Imgur]

Four years later, and Obama's still cleaning up Bush's mess. Thank you, good night, I'm here all week, unless I get fired because of this post. #VAGINAHUMOR

[via Etsy]

"Dad, can we keep the sex offender if we promise to feed him and walk him? Pleeeease?"

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Quick weight loss tip: take off your baby before you work out.

[via The Chive]