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It's Hard Being a Rockstar

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 28, 2012 at 10:00AM

Deadmau5's brother is not as successful.

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This Is A Robbery

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | November 2, 2009 at 2:00PM

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Ever wonder what notes bank robbers slip to tellers when they're robbing a bank?
No?
Well that doesn't mean you won't be interested in reading them on Banknotes365.com.
CLICK THE LINK OR I'M GOING TO SHOOT.

Get it? This is my favorite one:

This is a bank robbery,
place 1 100.00 bill
on the counter
or I will shoot you.

Solid. It even has it's very own "random bank note generator" so you can write up your note and rob away!

(Don't rob banks. It's a bad idea. But it is fun to see the dumb notes they pass and see that most of them failed. Failure is hilarious!)

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