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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Does That Come On A Stick?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 13, 2013 at 10:00AM

butter

"Powdered sugar on top?"

"Yes please."

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

butter

deep

ew

fair

fat

festival

fried

gross

wtf

Finger Food

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 27, 2012 at 1:00PM

"How do you get these hot pretzels to taste like fish?"

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

carnival

Dutch

fair

fingering

hot pretzel

Sex

skirt

Hey, I Think People Are Looking For Your Mom

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 19, 2012 at 4:00PM

No need to scream like a lunatic to find her- this is a state fair! She's obviously in line for a fried Snickers bar.

[via Unique Daily]

Tags: 

calling

contest

fair

hog

illinois

state

video

Inappropriate Mustache Rides

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 20, 2011 at 4:00PM

I've seen that face somewhere before…

[via I Am Bored]

Food Stamp Law

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 19, 2011 at 2:00PM

Hold on, WHAT!!?!

That's it. I'm getting a fucking job.

[via imgur]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Chicken Ride

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 6, 2011 at 12:00PM

The chicken DEFINITELY came first.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jeff Thompson.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Chicken Ride

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 2, 2011 at 4:00PM

They were going to ride the mechanical bull but they were too chicken.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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Important Caption Challenge notice: You've probably seen you are now able to "like" comments on the Tosh.0 blog.  Additionally, every week we get complaints about the caption we pick as our favorite.  Well, now you can help us choose by liking the captions you think are the best.  We won't automatically go with the top comment, but we'll take your likes into consideration.  So quit whining.

[image: ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images]

If You See a Centaur, Get a Photo With Him

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 3, 2011 at 12:00PM

Let's play a game of "What's wrong with this photo?"

I'll start: It's the first picture I've ever seen where one person has four legs and another person has zero.

[via Reddit]

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centaur

fair

faire

fantasy

photos

renaissance fair

wrong

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Extended Redemption: I Like Turtles Kid

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 16, 2010 at 12:00PM

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel gets to the bottom of exactly how much the I Like Turtles Kid likes turtles in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Web Redemption: I Like Turtles Kid

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 16, 2010 at 1:32AM

Daniel and the "I Like Turtles" Kid head back to the fair dressed as his favorite animal.

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