Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Ever since I got this sweet ride, women are just copy and pasting themselves onto me.
[via It Makes No Sense]
LEMMETWEETTHATFORYOU is probably the best Twitter forger yet.
Simply enter a username and it instantly generates their profile pic and background image.
Write your hilarious fake tweet and you're done.
For instance, I just forged the bombshell above about the new Angry Birds game.
Can you be as funny as I am? Doubtful. But I don't fault you for trying. I am one of the top two highest paid bloggers on Tosh.0.
[via BuzzFeed]
At first I was like "fake" because the guy has no neck, but then I was like "real" because why would you Photoshop out your neck?
[via It Makes No Sense]
Some Swiss prankster who was at the same hotel as Justin Bieber in Zurich thought it would be a funny idea to dress up like the teen pop star, head to the roof and wave at hoards of adoring fans wandering the streets below.
But come on, Bieber fans. This is one of the sorriest impression I've ever seen. Dude's like six foot tall, and yes, there's a lot of glare, but I'm pretty sure he's sporting some light facial hair.
What planning went into this?
Pink shirt? Check. White cap? Check. Um… Not a black guy…? Check.
Alright, I think we're good. Get up on the roof.
[via The Daily What]
I know what you're going to say. You're going to say, FAKE and I'm going to say, yeah.
But so are these…
Do you love them any less?
[WBEZ via Terez Owens]
Congratulations, guys!
What? You think this picture is photoshopped? Because I don't! It looks pretty legit to me. Those kids are learning how to read! And do other stuff good too.
And look at that lovely campus behind them. It's big enough for people to fit inside!
[via The HD]
The Internet is up in arms today about an article that has been making the rounds talking about how due to shifts in the Earth's axis, all of our horoscopes should be changed.
Uh, huh… In other news:
All nonsense.
[via The Daily What]
If you write "FAKE", I will slap you.
Pamela Anderson is fake and that doesn't make her any less awesome.
[via damnyouautocorrect]
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