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Sexy News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 14, 2014 at 5:00PM

What's the world coming to when you can't send your neighbors a harmless nude-dude telegram?

[via Gawker]

Sold!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 4, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you're trying to kidnap adult males, this is the equivalent of a van full of candy.

[via Break]

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I Can't Believe It's Not Vagina…

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 27, 2014 at 2:00PM

But I'm still putting my dick in it.

[via Imgur]

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Ahh! Real Monsters

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 23, 2014 at 4:00PM

The twins from The Shining are getting scarier with age.

[via Cherry Plucker]

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A Mask Ain't A Bad Idea

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 13, 2014 at 10:00AM

I think you all reacted similarly to your first hand job.

[via Uber Humor]

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LOL

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