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Congratulations, you just managed to humiliate someone who's already playing lingerie football.

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"What? Yeah I'll check his pulse in a sec lemme just get this picture LOL."

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"Thank you for saving me, Brendan. You have passed what I like to call the FIRE FRIENDSHIP TEST."

[via I am Bored]

"In my day you didn't get divorced. You dropped your wife off at the hole and that was it."

[via Acid Cow]

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this clumsy sexpot gets a RED HOT Web Redemption.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

"And the award for 'Worst Sitter' goes to…"

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Don't worry she's not hurt- she was already dead.

[via The Chive]

Geez, I hope he made it to last call.

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You know what else "uses your body weight"? Walking. Like a normal god damn human.

[via World Wide Interweb]

Why yes, yes it is.

At least with him it was everyone else's fault, and with them it was on purpose.

[via Blame It On The Voices]