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Just to set the record straight, no one has ever gotten their "groove on" wearing a breathe right strip.

[via Rats Off]

That's what happens when you keep lullabys on your iTunes.

[via Unique Daily]

Anything more than walking a straight line in tuxedo shoes is a bad idea.

[via The Chive]

"It's fine, we'll absorb the impact with our brittle bones and love handles."

[via Imgur]

And you thought your liver would be the only organ damaged over the weekend.

[via Nik Naks]

Congratulations, you just managed to humiliate someone who's already playing lingerie football.

[via Barstool Sports]

"What? Yeah I'll check his pulse in a sec lemme just get this picture LOL."

[via UberHumor]

"Thank you for saving me, Brendan. You have passed what I like to call the FIRE FRIENDSHIP TEST."

[via I am Bored]

"In my day you didn't get divorced. You dropped your wife off at the hole and that was it."

[via Acid Cow]

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this clumsy sexpot gets a RED HOT Web Redemption.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!