What Does Monday Morning Feel Like?
"Working."
"Work on."
The start of the week isn't even a surprise, yet it still hurts.
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"Working."
"Work on."
The start of the week isn't even a surprise, yet it still hurts.
[via Unique Daily]

The bump on your head can be explained. The smell of Astroglide and a $1,500 ATM withdrawal? That's between you and Jesus.
[via Failblog]
Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:
Last Thursday, we showed you Cat Drops In On Presentation and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.
Last Thursday, we showed you Sexy Stripper Faceplant and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Sexy Stripper Faceplant". BO-ring.
Think you got a funnier name for it? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Amber Howe Vanderwal with her title, "Yet another risk of sticking your unprotected wood in a fishy opening." Congrats, Amber!
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If you say yes, you're going to hell.
If you say no, you're also going to hell. Because you're a liar.
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