This Is Why You Should Stop Planking
Also, this is why you should stop eating at that girl's apartment.
Her kitchen smells like feet.
[via the HD]
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Also, this is why you should stop eating at that girl's apartment.
Her kitchen smells like feet.
[via the HD]
Next week on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel gives these cheerleaders a chance to stunt on softer ground.
Tune in to Tosh Tuesday at 10!
No hamsters were harmed in the filming of this video.
Except for the hamster that was climbing the wall. He fell to his death.
Luckily, last week, no one bothered to suggest a video in the comments. Nice work, guys.
I say "luckily" in that it was lucky for Sarah Johnson because I had to go back to the previous week and use her suggestion of Surprise Trust Falls.
It's just like my mom always told me: If other people are apathetic enough, eventually you will come out on top.
Can you guys get your act together and actually suggest a video this week? Thanks.
This video of a runner falling mid-race and still coming back to win has been all over the Net.
It's an amazing, inspirational performance that really hammers home the tried and true expression, "Never give up."
Unless of course you're a man, in which case the competition would have actually been formidable and a comeback attempt would have been futile. But if you're a woman, "Never give up."
Can you believe we're already six episodes through Season 3?
It seems like just yesterday we were eagerly awaiting the season premiere featuring the Video Breakdown with the guy who smashes his scooter through the doors of an elevator.
I rewatched this clip to try and figure out what makes it so great. I think it's the part where he smashes his scooter through the doors of an elevator.
Leave your suggestions for a favorite video in the comments!
When an elevator door closes, an opportunity to be on Tosh.0 opens.
You can say there's no such thing as karma… but as for me and Grandma, we believe.
[via The DW]
Jordan… Dude… You can't make the first comment on a post and then go back and make a second comment that says, "FIRST." That completely breaks all the rules of first.
Unless of course, your first comment said, "SECOND" and then you went back, and your second comment said, "FIRST" because that would be some crazy mind games type shit…
Regardless, this week I'm honoring your request for the kid that got hit in the gooch because most of the other suggestions I've already used before. Do your research people!
Plus I love rewarding idiocy. It's how I got this job.
Leave your suggestions for a favorite video in the comments!
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