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They wanted to add, "Always use a condom and start putting aside money for your retirement" but they ran out of room.

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More like "Pancaking Bad," am I right? Woooo, I think I just won blogging!

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"You expect me to travel with my kids AND keep their airflow unobstructed?"

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"Actually, her spelling is fine."-this girl's whore mother

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Except a penis.

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Really, Tina? Pigtails?? Mortifying.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Perhaps you'd prefer something less graphic, like a placenta sloshing out of a vagina.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Hey, fame takes patience. And so does waiting for your family to die.

Producer: Okay, so the top answer is 'go to the bathroom'.

Executive Producer: Put 'whiz' and 'blast dookies'. Hehehe.

[thanks, DVR]

Netflix is never too drunk to play with me.

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