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My Father, The Attention Whore

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 18, 2013 at 6:00PM

BuffDad

I really don't think this is what mom meant when she said "We'll all wear orange."

[via Acid Cow]

The Best Kind Of Family Tree

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 18, 2012 at 10:00AM

Albert Einstein once said, "Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."

It doesn't apply here, but he did say it.

[via Imgur]

Found My Make Out Buddy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 11, 2012 at 1:00PM

She lost her hair during chemo.

[via I am Bored]

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One of These Things is Not Like the Others

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 2, 2012 at 12:00PM

But all three could use braces.

[via Imgur]

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Oh, You Think Your Family Is Weird?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 14, 2011 at 2:00PM

Well has your little sister ever peed on all of you at once?

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Summer Vacation Season Is Almost Here!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 23, 2011 at 12:00PM

"Quit complaining, kids.  It was either here or West Hollywood."

[via I Am Bored]

Like Mother Like Daughter

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 10, 2011 at 3:00PM

Tramp stamps aren't just sexy. They're also useful!

How else will you be certain Child Services returns the right kid?

[via IMNS]

Daddy of the Year

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 21, 2010 at 1:00PM

Yup. Looks like a huge dick to me.

[via TheHD]

Is That How You Treat Your Mother?

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | May 28, 2009 at 1:01PM

Son choking mother

Photographer: "Okay. Now that we have a few good takes, let's do a few alternatives. Johnny — think of something fucked up and morbid — and could we have the dad put on his umpire/minister outfit?"

The timeless son-choking-mother scenario conjures up thoughts of this old Mr. T classic:

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