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I really don't think this is what mom meant when she said "We'll all wear orange."

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Albert Einstein once said, "Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."

It doesn't apply here, but he did say it.

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She lost her hair during chemo.

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But all three could use braces.

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Well has your little sister ever peed on all of you at once?

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"Quit complaining, kids.  It was either here or West Hollywood."

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Tramp stamps aren't just sexy. They're also useful!

How else will you be certain Child Services returns the right kid?

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Yup. Looks like a huge dick to me.

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Photographer: "Okay. Now that we have a few good takes, let's do a few alternatives. Johnny — think of something fucked up and morbid — and could we have the dad put on his umpire/minister outfit?"

The timeless son-choking-mother scenario conjures up thoughts of this old Mr. T classic: