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We've received thousands of submissions for the Tosh.0 College Campus Invasion. Some of them are good and some of them are shit.

But most of them are just way too long.

We don't have all day to watch you on your Slip 'n Slide, FSU. And we certainly don't have seven and a half minutes to watch your lip-dub, Michigan State. Holy shit.

So how about you all follow this girl's lead and get your giant boobs out keep it under a minute?

Cool. You guys are the breast. I mean, best.

Upload your short, profanity-free videos here!

The NCAA Men's Basketball Championship begins today with the first two games of the "First Four."

I say screw the teams.  I'm rooting for this guy's hair and mustache combo.  Though anyone who can pull off such luscious white locks is already a winner in my book.

[via I Am Bored]

You are…the most interesting man in the world.

Esperanza Spalding beat out Justin Bieber for "Best New Artist" at the Grammys on Sunday. As you can imagine, Bieb's fans were very upset. And so they did what any angry, bitter group of people would do?they took to editing her Wikipedia page.

"JUSTIN BIEBER DESERVED IT GO DIE IN A HOLE" is no "Tosh.0 is pronounced smeg-mah". Come on, Beliebers. You can do better.

And her new middle name? Quesadilla? Who thought of that, a 12 year-old?!? Oh…right.

[via Blame It On The Voices]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Woah, Chris. What's a Tosh.0 shower? And how do I get one installed?!?

Classic Tosh.0 doesn't get much more classic than "Inappropriate Times to Do 'Macho Man' Randy Savage Impressions."  Oh yeah!

Thanks for the suggestion, Brock.  Glad to see we have some fans who can take it all the way back to Season 1.  Hoodies, anyone?

And since you gave me a suggestion, Brock, I would like to give you a suggestion in return: Get a real name.

Leave your suggestions for a favorite video in the comments!

The Tosh.0 Facebook page is once again working its way to another million mark: #4,000,000.

As we have in the past, we'll be interviewing our 4 millionth Facebook fan here on the Tosh.0 blog.  That's right: You too can stand alongside Ed Gunther, Kristina Lea Moccia and Nic Nuno in the annals of Tosh.0 history.

It's an honor unlike any other.  An honor you can earn by simply clicking on a button on a website.  Do honors get any higher?

So if you haven't liked our Facebook page, now is the time to do it.  Well, not now.  Wait until it's around 3,999,999.  Then like it.  Let the other suckers do all the dirty work.

And then keep your eyes on your Facebook messages.  When you see the thumbnail of me standing next to Speedy Gonzalez, you know I've come for you.

If you still want to eat at Taco Bell after hearing that their "beef" is only 35% actual beef then, first of all, I am not surprised. And secondly, they want to thank you for that!

Taco Bell is giving away 10 million free Crunchy Seasoned Beef Tacos today. To get one, simply "like" them on Facebook. Or, just go around your house and start throwing dust and chalk and sand into a bowl of a chili powder until you have enough filling to stuff a shell. It's the same thing.

Now seems like a good time to remind you that if you "like" Tosh.0 on Facebook, we'll give you free jokes!

And these aren't filler jokes either. Though a small percentage of our stuff may be sand.

[Taco Bell]

Daniel asked his black fans to share the love on Twitter.

Did you catch his tweet last week?

If you missed it, make sure you're following Daniel on Twitter for the chance to have one of your tweets appear on air in a future episode!

"Lost" fans are crazy. That's a fact. That's written in the book of facts next to 'smoking is bad' and 'girls are emotional'. These are all indisputable facts.

Some "Lost" fans are so crazy they've been playing Hurley's winning lotto numbers in the Mega Millions lottery for who knows how long. And it's finally paid off.

Four out of the six numbers were drawn in last night's jackpot!

After the winnings were divided among all 9,000 Hurley hopefuls (as well as the regular, normal people who just happen to be lucky) everyone walked away with $150.

I think that's fair. If you've spent the last 8 months trying to figure out the season finale, you deserve exactly $150. Take it. Buy a friend.

[via PopWatch]