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Goatmeal

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

This is pretty much as farm fresh as it gets.

[via Uber Humor]

Please Don't Feed Your Souls To The Animals

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Remember kids, don't look the goat directly in the eyes or your skin will boil and fall off. Aside from that, enjoy the petting zoo!"

[via Prickly Legs]

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billy goat

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goat

mask

petting zoo

scary

skeleton

skull

Shake That Ass, But Watch Yourself

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2014 at 3:00PM

You're in his personal space. Nothing gives you that right!

[via Daily Garlic]

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angry

ass

dance

dancing

farm

goat

head butt

pen

petting zoo

shake

Fun With Mortal Danger

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2013 at 1:00PM

"After this I'm putting a salmon diaper on him and dangling him over the bear enclosure!"

[via Izismile]

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Alligator

baby

bad parenting

child

crocodile

dad

drop

farm

pit

zoo

What A Tease

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Well, that second sign appears to be a sheep. So am I to understand those fine ass cows are still fair game?

[via Break]

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animals

bestiality

cows

farm

livestock

Sex

sheep

sign

warning