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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

The Saddest Sandwich

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 23, 2012 at 3:00PM

And you can also grow your own bread from our packaged tears of children, you horrible, horrible human.

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Ultimate Goat Fan Site

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | September 15, 2009 at 3:00PM

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Of course there's a site dedicated to goats and their fans; this is the internet. If you can have fan sites for people like La Toya Jackson and Pickles the Clown (I can't remember which is which), you can have fan sites for anything. With such features as "meet the breed" and a "news" tab, this site is going all the way goat.

Which is impressive — if anyone cared about goats in the history of the world.  I just wasted two hours of my life looking at this site, but at least I can say it's because it's my job.  What's your excuse, goat people?

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