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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's CeWEBrity Profile was Pussy Power (above)
• A kid did a handrail
• We watched a seal spin
• Two teens played the pass out game in this week's Video Breakdown
• We showcased a kid with a talent
• Daniel web chatted with the hickey kid
• And Daniel had someone send him… something.
  

I look at this statue every time I forget how to fart in a can.

[via Break]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

More like The Sound of Silence But Deadliness, amiright?!

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Unique Daily]

That fart's gonna be lingering forever.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

Is that an Oscar Wilde quote?

[via battlecambrah]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

Honestly this sounds a lot like Jennifer Lopez' last single. And you KNOW that booty farts.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Crushable]

This balloon has never been to my apartment on Sloppy Joe night.

[via The Chive]

What did I say about eating jambalaya before a game?

[via Acid Cow]

If he's not careful, somebody's gonna put a cap in his ass. Literally.

[via LiveLeak]

As the seller explains:

"I have been doing research on the best ways to fart in a container and have the smell be just as potent as a fresh fart. So not to give you all my details it starts in the tub. That way I am able to capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air….  (I have tested farts up to two weeks and they are still 100% potent as the first fart.)"

This girl is such an idiot.

Think long term!  You don't want to be farting in jar after jar for the rest of your life.  But if you wrote a book on fart preservation, you could earn residuals off that one book for years to come.

Give a man a rotten fish and he smells for a day.  Teach a man to rot fish and he smells for a lifetime.

[via @JeffStevens199]