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This is actually the only correct way to disinfect one of these.

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I think you have a future in journalism.

Spelling, for one.

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Spending time on the Internet is a lot like farting.

They're both one of the most egregious wastes of time.  (Thus why spending too much time on the Internet can be referred to as "farting around.")

They're both regular activities that everyone partakes in that can make you feel gross and disgusting.

And the more you do of either of them, the more you smell.

So it makes perfect sense that eventually, the Internet would present us with an infographic on "Facts About Your Farts."

One major difference, though: They say, "A person can still fart after death."  If I'm still surfing the web after I die, may God have mercy on my soul.

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I sure am posting createfarts.com, sure am.

Because I've not yet seen a site like this — with such poor design, stupid function, and corny humor — that sums up what the Internet means to me more accurately.   I bet hundreds of thousands of people create farts, laugh and pass it onto their friends.

You can choose your fart's "sound control" to be "cops show up!"  "Cops show up!"

That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen, and I love it.  Even though there's only a few different fart noises that play no matter what options you chose, who cares!? FARTS!!!

Oh, Internet, you're the biggest time wasting, brain numbing thing to ever exist.  Thank you.

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.