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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

I Only Wear Pants To Red Robin

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 18, 2013 at 2:00PM

Besides, do you know how hard it is to get McRib sauce off a skirt?

[via Imgur]

Nail Beds? More Like FLOWER Beds! Amiright?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 25, 2013 at 12:00PM

Latest fashion trend: accessorize your handjobs!

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

fashion

flower bed

flowers

manicure

nail art

nails

omg

ring

wtf

Honestly? I've Been To Fancier Nordstroms

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 23, 2013 at 10:00AM

When it comes to lady's footwear, there's only one van you can trust.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

fashion

shady

shoe van

shoes

sketchy

van

women's shoes

Aww, That Means He Likes You

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 11, 2012 at 5:00PM

Is that an Oscar Wilde quote?

[via battlecambrah]

You've Got Some Jesus On Your Tie

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 29, 2012 at 11:00AM

Is this an album cover? Because I'll take 20.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

album cover

christ

fashion

god

jesus

jesus tie

religion

religious

ties

tree

The Most Environmentally-Friendly Way To Torment a Pedophile

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 21, 2012 at 10:00AM

This kid is either really poor or the next Marc Jacobs.

[via Poorly Dressed]

Does This Match My Ole Miss Shirt And Sense Of White Pride?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 8, 2012 at 3:00PM

They come in "acid-wash," "overall," and "Mom."

[via The Clearly Dope]

You Guys Are Lucky

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 5, 2012 at 1:00PM

Mom used to put us in The "We Will Get Along" Grandpa's Underwear.

[via I Am Bored]

You Deserve Credit

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 2, 2012 at 3:00PM

Not many people can pull off the "About To Be Dragged Back To Hell" look.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

bangs

blonde

creepy

fashion

fingers

hair

hairdo

hairstyles

hands

sinister

wtf

Just A Little Off The Top Ramen

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 30, 2012 at 1:00PM

In college this was the only haircut that I could afford.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

asian

delicious

fashion

haircut

noodle

noodles

ramen

style

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