fast food

"Or, for 50 cents extra, we will punch you in the left ventricle."

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Remember when KFC's Double Down was the King of Nasty-Ass Food Concoctions? Well hang on to your hat, Grandpa, cuz times have changed! We've scoured the globe (well, Google) to bring you ten of the grossest, most bizarre, barely edible fast food items that you can buy on Planet Earth. Like Pizza Hut's Squirting Crust Pizza (above), or Jollibee's Tuna Pie (below).

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Honestly if they're not gonna bite off the Pop Tart edges before it gets to me I'm not interested.

Also: my co-blogger Matt is asking if there will be a version filled with ground beef?

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You guys comin' to the afterparty? Oh, you all have horrible diarrhea? Never mind.

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I feel like she should meet last night's Web Redemption. Something tells me they'd hit it off.

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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this outraged food fanatic gets a chicken-fried Web Redemption.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Hey buddy, why don't you drive a car and eat horsemeat at IKEA like a normal person?

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Besides, do you know how hard it is to get McRib sauce off a skirt?

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Relax. He just wants to make sure they gave you enough ketchup packets.

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Call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than your diarrhea.

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