fast food

"Damn! I lost. But I really needed my morning cup a joe!" -Fish playing that game in the pool we all played as kids. Remember?? Ok.

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"Take him and raise him to be the burger king!"

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Gross, Taco Bell.

I'm gonna just keep mixing my Mountian Dew with coffee like a NORMAL PERSON.

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There's no such thing as a free lunch. Unless you have a Taco Bell tattoo on your ass or shoulder and the employees feel bad enough for you to throw an 89 cent soft taco your way for free.

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I think it was an inside job.

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She actually wasn't that upset until the manager pulled out the free penis she had won.

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First we found out that Pizza Hut UK has Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza and now this!?

WHAT THE EFF, AMERICAN PIZZA HUT? WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID AND BORING?

If I want pizza with pepperonis and cheese, I'm going to go anywhere besides Pizza Hut because it will undoubtedly taste better. But if I'm in the mood for a pizza stuffed with a cheeseburger or a hot dog, I'm lookin' at you, disgusting fast food chain restaurant. And you're dropping the ball.

Make it a double cheeseburger. Add bacon. Do what it takes to get this thing to the States.

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"I don't see what the problem is?  I can still fit my arm through the window, can't I??"

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She may be dating a black dude, but she?s got a white cock on the side.

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