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One day he'll lose the weight and we'll pretend they're Coke Zeros.

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Hey Baby Girl (above)
• A seahorse gave birth
• A little girl pooped down the slide
• We put 20 Seconds on the Clock for some fat soccer skills
• The worst rescue team ever flailed around in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel looked back on some "What's Your Name?" submissions
• And Daniel discussed segregated proms.

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption!

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Fat Bottle Ninja (above)
• A cheerleader fell on her face
• A monkey got a workout
• Two dudes got on their knees in this week's Video Breakdown
• We learned how to sing with Ken's vocal training
• And Daniel showed you how to follow him on Instagram.

Sure, his house has a couch. BUT DOES IT HAVE A PIZZA HUT EXPRESS?

[via Izismile]

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we redeem this guy and find out what he has against bottles.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Weirdest Dentyne Ice ad ever.

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Indigenous to All-You-Can-Eat Buffets: the Bald, Long-tailed Fat Man.

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They're doing their best "Midwestern American" impression.

[via Daily of the Day]

Unsuccessful block, but VERY successful One-Man Wave.

[via The Chive]