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In tonight's show, we put 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of modern art.
And Daniel proves that he's not necessarily the best person to have as a friend.
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Q: When a moving object with momentum collides with a stationery†object†what is the result?
A: If the stationary object is a fat face, the fat face will compress and ripple.
Q: If the collision is caught on film what is the result?
A: It will go viral on the Internet. Obviously.
Tosh.0 resets the pins and takes another look at this 7-10 split in this week's breakdown:
This is one of those videos where we don't need to say "don't try this at home," for obvious reasons:
What's it like to be so good at something no one ever wants to listen to? Daniel Tosh tries it himself:
That's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:
See every single solitary clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.
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