fat kid

"Hey, neat trick! Can I get up now?"

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Unsuccessful block, but VERY successful One-Man Wave.

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That's a GIANT doily.

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The good news is even if he loses his job as a teacher, he's already been hired to write for a new sitcom on ABC.

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In tonight's show, we put 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of modern art.

And Daniel proves that he's not necessarily the best person to have as a friend.

But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Looking For A Girlfriend Guy
• This week's Video Breakdown was a face off between Karate vs. Gangsta
• Daniel proved how ibex horns can come in handy
• The Guido Sensation dropped by for a web chat
• And we watched as you tried out some of our favorite new dance moves
• Want to submit your own video? Do it here!

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

Q: When a moving object with momentum collides with a stationery object what is the result?

A: If the stationary object is a fat face, the fat face will compress and ripple.

Q: If the collision is caught on film what is the result?

A: It will go viral on the Internet. Obviously.

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Tosh.0 resets the pins and takes another look at this 7-10 split in this week's breakdown:

This is one of those videos where we don't need to say "don't try this at home," for obvious reasons:

What's it like to be so good at something no one ever wants to listen to? Daniel Tosh tries it himself:

That's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• Daniel goes tubing down the most polluted river ever.
• See "Sittin' on a Toilet" and sit on a toilet yourself.
• Guess the safe word in "Lemonade Boarding".
• Watch in disgust as a kid faces the chicken in a can challenge.
• Get a recap of our web redemptions in the form of arm wrestling matches.
• See the the Home Shopping ladder guy get redeemed. And come back tomorrow for an extended cut of the interview with him.
• Found your own video? Shot your own stuff? Daniel wants you to send it our way for season two.

See every single solitary clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.